October 2008
0 posts
August 2008
3 posts
Ninjas Arrested in NJ →
Bear Wins Second Place in Modern Art Contest →
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[insert Dr. Pepper joke here] →
NEW YORK (Billboard) - The June leak of nine allegedly “mastered, finished” tracks from Guns N’ Roses’ long-delayed “Chinese Democracy” spurred a renewed round of speculation about whether the Axl Rose-led band will finally release the 14-years-in-the-making album.
July 2008
10 posts
So rife with potential puns →
April 2008
26 posts
Ron Konkoma’s Guide to Parenting in New York
ovahoidinnewyawk: You Are A Snowflake As a parent, it’s safe to say that you are better than those without children, and as such, that you are no longer obligated to pay any heed to your surroundings or to observe in any way the trifling social conventions of the childless. So go ahead—change your baby on line at Chopt Salad. In fact, while you’re at it, be sure to fill other patrons in on the...
Art not sated with death of dog, slakes thirst for... →
Sometimes you just gotta dig a labyrinth, you... →
“A YEMENI court has granted a divorce to an eight-year-old girl whose unemployed...”
– http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegra…5006003,00.html
Driving In and Around New York: A Primer
ovahoidinnewyawk: Whenever possible, pass on the right. Speed limits apply only to women and the Irish Take it personally: if someone merges in front of you, it’s probably got less to do with traffic flow than their brazen lack of respect for you and your extended family; resolve with violence Tinted windows, spoilers, and stickers add an undeniable air of charm...
Law: Illegal to look at children →
“After the medical establishment blamed him for an outbreak of dengue fever last...”
– http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-healthcare8apr08,1,1262803.story
Classy Places To Take Your Date So As To Impress...
ovahoidinnewyawk: From the Readership: Dear Ron and LIRRenthusiast, Three words: Grand Lux Cafe. It’s Egyptian or somethin gay for Really Fucking Classy Restaurant. Anyways last week I scored some digits from this smokin hot cashier who works at the IGA. Actually she’s always hangin around the high school so maybe she’s a teacher or somethin. Doesn’t matter. So I definitely wanted to...
“At just 1ft 11 in tall, she is dwarfed by her neighbour’s baby, but Jyoti...”
– http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/06/ntiny106.xml
Increasing Obesity Requires New Ambulance... →
From Ron Konkoma’s Mailbag
ovahoidinnewyawk: Yo Ron, so last night I picked up this bangin’ chick at a club and then we boned for like ten hours or something. Awesome, right? Anyway, it’s like 7 pm now, and naturally I just woke up, had a protein shake and then decided to head outside and put another layer of wax on my Supra, when what do I find but the same chick asleep in the backseat! I mean, I think it’s the...
God, Mindy is such a fucking Lunt →
From the Greek αιδοίο, Latin and Czech cognates cuneus and kunda, respectively, and the Dutch de kont.
From the Illinois General Assembly, Rep. Monique...
“In a candid interview on Thursday with London newspaper The Guardian, Snoop Dogg...”
– http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.6698/title.snoop-dogg-criticizes-barack-obama