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Apr 11, 2008 2:20pm
ovahoidinnewyawk: Ways to Behave in Public, Part I Give everyone the finger, especially photographers. If for some reason you’ve lost the use of your middle fingers, arms may be folded sassily to achieve much the same effect. Start fights. Remember, few things communicate masculinity better than unprovoked truculence. Carry liquor bottles with you everywhere you go—even if they’re empty, women will assume you’re some sort of billionaire or famous actor. Sex to follow within two to three minutes, depending on the quality of girl.  o tempora o mores

ovahoidinnewyawk:

Ways to Behave in Public, Part I

  1. Give everyone the finger, especially photographers. If for some reason you’ve lost the use of your middle fingers, arms may be folded sassily to achieve much the same effect.
  2. Start fights. Remember, few things communicate masculinity better than unprovoked truculence.
  3. Carry liquor bottles with you everywhere you go—even if they’re empty, women will assume you’re some sort of billionaire or famous actor. Sex to follow within two to three minutes, depending on the quality of girl.

 o tempora o mores

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