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Apr 14, 2008 12:00pm
ovahoidinnewyawk: Ways To Behave In Public, Part III: Mimicking the Byzantine ChristFor maximum effect, pair the above pose with any of the following pickup lines:“I died for your sins, and now I’m just dying to buy you a drink.”“Hey baby, that ain’t the Paraclete in my pocket!”“Somebody better call My Father, ‘cause He’s missing an angel!” Byzantine Jesus isn’t nearly as friendly as Catholic Jesus.  I blame the rocky Greek soil and cold Russian winters.

ovahoidinnewyawk:

Ways To Behave In Public, Part III: Mimicking the Byzantine Christ

For maximum effect, pair the above pose with any of the following pickup lines:

  • “I died for your sins, and now I’m just dying to buy you a drink.”
  • “Hey baby, that ain’t the Paraclete in my pocket!”
  • “Somebody better call My Father, ‘cause He’s missing an angel!”

Byzantine Jesus isn’t nearly as friendly as Catholic Jesus.  I blame the rocky Greek soil and cold Russian winters.
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